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Arrrrrrrrrr Mateys, there be Trouble on the High Seas…..

Posted by: WhoIsMcAfee , January 7, 2014

**URGENT**

I just received a ransom note from the North Somalian Pirate League.   They have John. He’s being held captive in an undisclosed location, and will be released unharmed…….. provided he complies.   They have a list of demands that he will be forced (at gun point) to read on air tomorrow.   As long as he engages the listeners and pronounces all the words correctly, they have assured me he will be set free.   I have contacted the appropriate Authorities, who have urged me to maintain an open line of communication and agree with everything they say or want.  I will keep you updated.

Tune in tomorrow

And please join me in praying for his safe return, I’ve heard this is a pretty rough bunch.

 

WEB  ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

 

©WEB~2014 ☮

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3 Responses to “Arrrrrrrrrr Mateys, there be Trouble on the High Seas…..”

  1. Who is Web
    January 10, 2014 at 12:49 am

    LOL Aryeh,

    Somalia, Ohio………..I suppose the main thing is that he’s been returned safely, and is now busy working on his next recommendation for us.

    btw, link seems to be fixed now.

  2. sandwillow2
    January 9, 2014 at 2:44 pm

    Could be the Girl Scouts took him and they’re beating him with boxes of Do-si-dos.

  3. Aryeh Goretsky
    January 9, 2014 at 9:43 am

    Hello,The clickable link the article is broken.And, just to check are you certain it is the North Somalian Pirate League and not the Kiwanis Club of North Olmsted, Ohio? I know that sometimes Mr. McAfee gets the two confused.Regards,Aryeh Goretsky

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