I love people saying “mcafee iz chit, i fuk u”, without any reason. Why do you have to persecute him? Because you guys have ubuntu and saying that what is not open source is chit? Well, if you can’t answer that, stop saying it’s chit_or_other_similar_thing_about_this.
This guy is a fucking Genius!! First time I ever heard of him, Fuck, I\’d love to hang out with this guy for 1 weekend!!! I bet it be a weekend I\’d never forget.
…almost pissed myself laughing! John, you are a fuckin` genius! Take it from a guy that has spent 16 years in prison and been persecuted ALMOST as much as you!
humor, tit a lating. sexual addition is a very real very serious situation, a dangerous way to live, now days. the more partners you have/collect the less sound your mind becomes. perhaps something you might ponder off and on. perhaps you will get an intervention, or sense you need help. if you ever do… sin can be very, very fun for a season…if your season comes to an end before you do, i’d like to suggest you look for help with: dr. doug Weiss you can find him on the web or@ 719-278-3708. this is for you Mr. McAfee a movie review from another McAfee
This is the sound of me demonstrating the sound of one hand clapping. You can turn the volume up – it is safe for work. Hilarious video though the end was foreshadowed a bit too strongly. If you visit San Diego, CA (not San Diego, TX, who would want to visit there?) look me up.
Thanks for this informative video John. I thought that I had to re-install every time I wanted to get rid of it. This brings clarity to the issue for me.
I do remember when McAfee made its debut those many years back. It makes so much since now on why it has gone to shit because this man is not running things. Long Live John McAfee
Very funny and unpredictable throughout…I love McAfee… recently I just rebought McAfee software because my free trial ran out. Yes, they bugged me when ever I was on my PC, reminding me that I am unprotected…. I caved.. Are you still on the run?
LOL, Johnny….. Maybe it’s ‘a’ ball working overtime?
According to JM on Slashdot:
“I had my right testicle shattered by a hammer in 1974 when I ran afoul of some local drug barons in Oaxaca. Its the size of a grape now and shaped like a small frisbee. ”
wow. sparkly brilliance. You just make me look fkng boring, Sir, and dumb. Part of the reason I like you so much. By gosh must say you are a handsome man! LOL! John McAfee as big screen actor? Hollywood? I smell red carpets and Oscars and they smell like justice. Sweet.
I would suggest removing it, then. As Mr. McAfee can tell you, having to deal with lawyers is rarely enjoyable. And, I’m certain you can probably come up with an even better logo that qualifies as fair-use that they will probably like even less.
Yes there are so many other things on your site that would not qualify as “Fair Use”, the logo being the least of them. We had told you early on to take the logo off your site, you simply changed the color.
I’m not a lawyer so I don’t know how that all works, but I do know it is frowned upon to post more than a small clip for citation purposes from someone else’s site making it appear as though you wrote it. Using other people’s photos can also be a problem if not cited properly.
March 28, 2014 at 2:55 pm
Como me hacer reir este sujeto.. Dale John!!!
January 10, 2014 at 1:22 pm
Pure Gold John. You are a born entertainer! Iron Man 4?
January 8, 2014 at 2:23 pm
I love people saying “mcafee iz chit, i fuk u”, without any reason. Why do you have to persecute him? Because you guys have ubuntu and saying that what is not open source is chit? Well, if you can’t answer that, stop saying it’s chit_or_other_similar_thing_about_this.
thanks.
November 16, 2013 at 8:25 pm
I’ve been pondering why he light the money on fire to spark his cigarette if the fire is right there next to the cigarette? LMFAOO!!
I actually thought this was a serious video at first. Best day of my life.
November 16, 2013 at 1:29 pm
pl uninstallmcafee antivirus and other prog
October 24, 2013 at 2:45 am
Fuck that… hey John, how do you uninstall an STD virus?
October 23, 2013 at 4:52 pm
FUCKING HILARIOS.
October 21, 2013 at 6:39 pm
I can\’t stand the damn product either. Way too paranoid about running multiple copies or reinstalling…
October 12, 2013 at 12:55 am
To all of your detractors I say live and let live.
Good luck in the future John.
October 8, 2013 at 4:31 pm
LOL! John you do snark so well
September 30, 2013 at 6:14 pm
This guy is a fucking Genius!! First time I ever heard of him, Fuck, I\’d love to hang out with this guy for 1 weekend!!! I bet it be a weekend I\’d never forget.
September 10, 2013 at 1:58 pm
Epic video!
August 26, 2013 at 8:54 pm
WHAT ARE YOU AFRAID OF!!!???
August 19, 2013 at 1:37 am
…almost pissed myself laughing! John, you are a fuckin` genius! Take it from a guy that has spent 16 years in prison and been persecuted ALMOST as much as you!
July 25, 2013 at 7:38 pm
humor, tit a lating. sexual addition is a very real very serious situation, a dangerous way to live, now days. the more partners you have/collect the less sound your mind becomes. perhaps something you might ponder off and on. perhaps you will get an intervention, or sense you need help. if you ever do… sin can be very, very fun for a season…if your season comes to an end before you do, i’d like to suggest you look for help with: dr. doug Weiss you can find him on the web or@ 719-278-3708. this is for you Mr. McAfee a movie review from another McAfee
July 3, 2013 at 1:19 pm
so this is how one old coder ended up (so far). sad man. not funny. – smart, wow, cant speak w/out sayin fuck. i think you need de-virusing.
July 1, 2013 at 6:52 pm
This is the sound of me demonstrating the sound of one hand clapping. You can turn the volume up – it is safe for work. Hilarious video though the end was foreshadowed a bit too strongly. If you visit San Diego, CA (not San Diego, TX, who would want to visit there?) look me up.
June 23, 2013 at 9:45 pm
Please, post your source code of the WHALE virus!
THAT would be awesome…
June 23, 2013 at 7:15 am
So I guess hosting Saturday Night Live is next?
June 22, 2013 at 8:01 pm
From one person without a PC cell in his body out of the box thinker to another: that vid took brass nads the size of TX to make.
You took no prisoners, made no excuses, and showed sense of humor so rare today. You were Bill gates meets Lenny Bruce !
If the vid helps drive traffic, which helps sell books, movie rights, etc, all the better.
A+ Sir
- Will
June 22, 2013 at 7:42 pm
Absolutely high-larious. I salute you, good sir.
June 22, 2013 at 2:42 am
Thanks for this informative video John. I thought that I had to re-install every time I wanted to get rid of it. This brings clarity to the issue for me.
June 21, 2013 at 5:47 pm
Omg, funniest thing I\’ve seen in a long time
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June 21, 2013 at 7:33 am
Dear Mr. McAfee:
That is EPIC and you are now among my heroes and a role model as well!
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June 21, 2013 at 5:08 am
So which babe flicked the cigarette lighter at :33? God that was hot!
June 21, 2013 at 4:33 am
good to know youre still dodging the NWO it gives me hope keep fighting the good fight
June 20, 2013 at 11:43 pm
I do remember when McAfee made its debut those many years back. It makes so much since now on why it has gone to shit because this man is not running things. Long Live John McAfee
June 20, 2013 at 10:08 pm
Just fucking hilarious! Made my day!
Go John!
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June 20, 2013 at 5:24 pm
Muy bueno jajaja …
Existe el video con subtÃtulos en espanol ? Gracias
June 20, 2013 at 4:12 pm
Very funny and unpredictable throughout…I love McAfee… recently I just rebought McAfee software because my free trial ran out. Yes, they bugged me when ever I was on my PC, reminding me that I am unprotected…. I caved..
Are you still on the run?
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June 20, 2013 at 3:53 pm
Mr.JM has balls.
June 20, 2013 at 5:56 pm
LOL, Johnny….. Maybe it’s ‘a’ ball working overtime?
According to JM on Slashdot:
“I had my right testicle shattered by a hammer in 1974 when I ran afoul of some local drug barons in Oaxaca. Its the size of a grape now and shaped like a small frisbee. ”
ouch.
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June 20, 2013 at 2:49 pm
wow. sparkly brilliance. You just make me look fkng boring, Sir, and dumb. Part of the reason I like you so much. By gosh must say you are a handsome man! LOL! John McAfee as big screen actor? Hollywood? I smell red carpets and Oscars and they smell like justice. Sweet.
June 20, 2013 at 10:29 am
I bet the person who was pushing the “Network Associates” company rename is having a few chuckles
June 20, 2013 at 8:06 am
Was pretty damn funny and unexpected. It is over the top but I like the way you handled it. You need to make more of these videos they are great.
June 20, 2013 at 6:47 am
LMFAO!
Excellent!
Well done sir!
June 20, 2013 at 6:18 am
Does human flesh taste better with or without bath salts?
June 20, 2013 at 3:15 am
I especially like the short skirt shot at 3:15.
June 19, 2013 at 11:34 pm
U R a G E N I O U S
June 19, 2013 at 9:45 pm
Classic McAfee!
Well played. John McAfee is one of only a handful of people who can make swearing sound classy.
You need some powerful lungs to snort through a silly straw!
I hope we get to see more of these. LMFAO
June 19, 2013 at 9:06 pm
Brillant – best of luck to you John McAfee.
June 19, 2013 at 8:58 pm
you really need to make more of these videos! dont think ive laughed this hard in a long time!
June 19, 2013 at 8:22 pm
Great!
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June 19, 2013 at 5:55 pm
So when’s the movie?
June 19, 2013 at 5:39 pm
“you had my curiosity, but now you have my attention”
June 19, 2013 at 5:38 pm
Hahahah, that was g r e a t
June 19, 2013 at 4:16 pm
John, you are a myth!
June 19, 2013 at 4:15 pm
John, your are a myth!
June 19, 2013 at 3:03 pm
*golf claps*
bravo, sir, bravo!
June 19, 2013 at 2:12 pm
Best way to own it. Ever.
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June 19, 2013 at 7:31 am
Brilliant! John McAfee is the ideal eccentric millionaire.
June 19, 2013 at 5:39 am
Very well done John and Chad, love it … totally made me lol.
A lawyer from McAfee had emailed me, asking me to remove the blue logo from my website … that also made me lol.
June 19, 2013 at 8:32 am
Hello,
I would suggest removing it, then. As Mr. McAfee can tell you, having to deal with lawyers is rarely enjoyable. And, I’m certain you can probably come up with an even better logo that qualifies as fair-use that they will probably like even less.
Regards,
Aryeh Goretsky
June 19, 2013 at 3:42 pm
LOL!
June 19, 2013 at 8:54 pm
the guy who sent me the email is a McAfee lawyer … and if he is up to date with his law degree … he already knows I am not infringing on anything.
June 19, 2013 at 9:50 pm
Yes there are so many other things on your site that would not qualify as “Fair Use”, the logo being the least of them. We had told you early on to take the logo off your site, you simply changed the color.
I’m not a lawyer so I don’t know how that all works, but I do know it is frowned upon to post more than a small clip for citation purposes from someone else’s site making it appear as though you wrote it. Using other people’s photos can also be a problem if not cited properly.
Just saying…
June 19, 2013 at 2:54 am
Hilarious to see him roasting himself. Wonder what Intel (now owns McAfee company) thinks?
June 19, 2013 at 8:32 am
Hello Norman,
I suspect we will know shortly.
Regards,
Aryeh Goretsky
June 19, 2013 at 2:47 am
Oh my god! LMAO…..I fucking love this guy!!!!
June 19, 2013 at 2:45 am
lmmfao… well played sir! Well played…
June 19, 2013 at 2:40 am
Worth the wait….high-larious.
loved the straw too….
Nice job…..you rock Chad!
June 19, 2013 at 2:37 am
The straw. lmfao.