Inúmeros relatórios de imprensa apontam para um fio épico sobre Bluelight (maior fórum de drogas do mundo) posted by a user named Stuffmonger. Stuffmonger claims to have re-discovered a legendary drug that appeared a dozen years ago, was praised as the drug of drugs, e, after a few months, was then lost to history. Hundreds have been searching for it for years. He describes how to re-create the drug, and the thread goes on for than 1,000 mensagens, a record for Bluelight.
The professional chemists on the board, of which there are hundreds, quickly judged the thread as an elaborate hoax, and then went off to do better things. The rank and file, porém, were fascinated, and many tried to recreate the technique that Stuffmonger described.
At one point Stuffmonger mentions that he lives in Belize, in the jungle, beside a river. Connections were made, and people began to believe that Stuffmonger was actually myself, and that I was indeed doing the drugs that I was encouraging others to create.
I am indeed that same Stuffmonger. Eu, porém, do not do drugs, and I am no chemist. Eu quero, porém, a practical joker who does not mind investing months in a given joking enterprise.
Por exemplo. Cerca de três meses atrás, um jornalista chamado Rebecca Moss me ligou tarde da noite para perguntar a minha opinião sobre o processo altamente divulgado entre Bikram Chowdray e Gregg Gemuccio. Gregg Gemuccio tinha sido um dos meus alunos de ioga no Colorado cerca de oito anos atrás, e Bikram tinha tornar-se irritado com Gregg sobre sua deslealdade (não pode servir a dois senhores). Gregg se separou de Bikram. Em qualquer caso, Ms. Moss era sério e focado. Eu não cavar excessivamente sério, então eu tentei clarear o tom de humor. Em um ponto Ms. Moss me perguntou o que eu estava fazendo comigo mesma. "Observacionais Yoga Studios" foi a minha resposta. Eu fui para explicar como descoberta rado que assistir as pessoas fazem yoga dá tanto benefício quanto realmente fazendo o yoga. Eu esperava uma gargalhada, mas tem um muito grave "Really?".
"Yes", Eu disse. Tenho estúdios aqui, onde os clientes se sentar em poltronas, com os pés para cima, sendo servido uvas, lanches, e do vinho, enquanto eles assistem instrutores de ioga profissionais fazem yoga.
Ainda sem rir.
I passou a dizer que estávamos abrindo também observacional musculação estudiosa, para que as pessoas pudessem aumentar a massa muscular e diminuir a gordura, observando as pessoas levantar pesos. "Os resultados dos testes foram surpreendentes" Eu disse a ela.
Ainda sem rir. Então eu corri com ele. Eu mencionei no final que tínhamos testado programas pianista de observação com pouco sucesso. "As pessoas simplesmente não conseguia tocar piano depois de uma sessão", disse. Ela publicou a história. Você pode lê-lo aqui.
http://blogs.westword.com/latestword/2012/07/john_mcafee_interview_anti_virus_yoga.php
Mês passado, numa aposta, Entrei em contato com a fabricante de eletrônicos chinesa em Kunshan para saber mais sobre a fabricação minha nova invenção. Eu tinha inventado um novo tipo de controle remoto universal, Expliquei, que tinha um botão "Change Actor". The button would bring a selection of alternate actors for a given. If one was watching “Out of Africa”, por exemplo, e Robert Redford não se adequar ao seu humor, você pode pressionar o botão e substituí-lo com Tom Cruise, Brad Pitt, ou Omar Shariff, entre outros. "Você estaria interessado em fabricar este dispositivo para mim" Eu perguntei.
A aposta era que eu não poderia obter um protótipo construído pela empresa. Um bônus seria pago se eu poderia começar a empresa a me reembolsará as perdas quando eu tentei sair, escreveu de volta, e disse: "A f—-ker não funciona ". Qualquer quantidade de re-imbursement, não importa quão pequena, me ganhar o bônus. A aposta está em jogo. Tenho seis meses para obter o protótipo construído. Até agora, de minha correspondência recebida, a aposta é meu.
Now comes Bluelight. Bluelight prides itself on being the drug board of drug boards. Stringent controls are placed on posts and members are booted frequently for violations. It has thousands of members. I bet a close friend that I could create a thread in Bluelight and get 1,000 mensagens, not counting mine. I won the bet. I believe it is the longest in Bluelight history.
There you have it. I will say no more about Bluelight since I have beaten this dead horse enough.
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Três dos meus amigos ainda estão sendo mantidos na prisão por acusações forjadas. Eles são:
Eddie Ancona
Cassiano Chavarria
William Mulligan
Eles foram acusados e foram presos por causa de três armas de fogo legalmente licenciadas foram encontrados nos quartos incorretas na minha propriedade (esticando a lei ao extremo). Peço-lhe por favor enviar e-mail para o seguinte e exigir a sua libertação:
Dezembro 8, 2013 em 4:46 pm
hi John *_*…
i did read the text first yesterday in net over that woman wants make trouble with you…sorry to hear about…but your arguments are right and she seems an lil bit retarded, cos, why she wants for an “humano”, that only was your neighbour, money from you…courious…we arent in middleage or?
..maybe they did make an error and pic up the wrong house….and the razzia was befor began the quarrel…
Greetings from Gisla
Dezembro 2, 2013 em 2:59 em
I wish all of you would leave Mr.McAfee the Fuck alone guilty or not it’s none of anyone’s business besides his. I am a strong supporter of McAfee before he was on the run and after, and will continue to be. Mr.McAfee if you get any free time shot me an email if you can.
Obrigado
Junho 25, 2013 em 7:20 pm
@Chill Chill People
I think you’re the one who hasn’t read enough. If you look around online, you can find first hand accounts of people who have taken amphetamines or similar drugs, and then compulsively masturbated until they were raw.
it’s not as unheard of or uncommon as you seem to think…
PS– lol… the letters of the “captcha” to enter my post?
x c P V
LMAO
Novembro 28, 2012 em 10:33 pm
My friends pet goldfish was a BL guy. And he could definitely tell that Mr. Stuffmonger wasn’t hoaxing anything. Isso é, until the GSU caught wind, right John? They found ethanol in your QuorumEx lab, corrigir? I bet they found sulphuric acid and a vigreux column as well. You DID use the ether freebase extraction method, didn’t you? “QuorumEx” founded Feb ’10, stuffmonger joined Bluelight Oct ’10, Bluelight thread posted in Dec ’10. You were having problems figuring out how to speed up the synthesis, direito? You did it the hard way for 8 months until you reached out for a solution. Shoot me an email John, I’d love to write an expose’. Falando sério, I don’t know why they couldn’t just leave you alone. Is there really more to it as far as the government interaction goes?
Novembro 28, 2012 em 4:19 pm
It’s quite obvious that the people above have not read through the bluelight post.
Here is one post stuffmonger made on this supposed new drug:
the hypersexuality of the Tan is beyond belief. I have had a number of acquaintances (both male and female) who have rubbed their genitals way past the point of bleeding and still couldn’t stop.
To me this shines of someone who is making fun at another fools expense.
Novembro 26, 2012 em 9:41 pm
“1,000 mensagens, not counting mine. I won the bet. ” NOPE if you count all your posts ( including nunezzorro posts btw ) you lose right ?
I suggest reading The Mystery of Stuffmonger’s Pure Tan from http://www.iandennismiller.com/
Novembro 25, 2012 em 11:44 em
The fact that John wouldn’t publish my initial comment says to me that he is much more concerned about his image than he would let on.
Novembro 25, 2012 em 2:52 em
Banheiro,
Infelizmente, i am inclined to agree with Mr. Quinn. I have been following since you went on the run, and have devoted a significant amount of time trying to find whatever information i could dig up. I’ll admit, you had me convinced of your innocence, que é, until i stumbled upon the bluelight threads. I came across them before you put your entry up on here about it, although i had seen some of your replies stating that you had only done it as a prank. My opinion differs from Dan’s in that i do believe it is possible for you to have been joking around, and sometimes people go to incredible lengths for a laugh, eu incluído. But I do believe that you are backtracking somewhat. The man in the bluelight threads stands too close to your own ideology for me to believe every word on that thread is falsified, which forces me, as a person of logic, to bring everything back into question. Agora, I do not believe that you shot your neighbor, and i don’t necessarily believe that you were synthesizing MDPV. (although if you were, a lot more pieces fall into place) I simply wanted to let you know how it looked from my point of view, if there is something i am overlooking or if you can offer a more detailed account into the bluelight threads, (truthful or otherwise) then I believe you should.
Boa sorte
Dezembro 3, 2012 em 6:11 em
I decided to check this out and I believe that you have jumped to conclusion, I almost did too. You must have only read a few pages.
In this ‘mega’ post on MDPV, there was only one single account of someone synthsizing MDPV from his formula named “nunezzorro”
Most people dont know this but images hold data of the type of camera, date, localização, etc. embedded in the pictures.
I compared this to nunezzorro to stuffmonger EXIF camera data… e adivinhem, the pictures came from the same camera and same location.
This means… sim… the entire thread was bullshit and totally made up.
Novembro 24, 2012 em 12:45 em
Dan R, you say the BlueLight thread didn’t piss anyone off? yet you have obvious anger issues just discussing BlueLight. Time to take your miserable ass back over to Gizmodo to Nerd Josh’s Wannabe Blog. Peace..and Quiet await you there!!
Novembro 24, 2012 em 12:54 em
Typo, intended for Dan Quinn Wired…lol
Novembro 24, 2012 em 1:13 em
I have no anger and hatred in my heart towards anybody. Sorry to disappoint you.
Novembro 23, 2012 em 10:45 pm
Assim… I would create a bogus yoga movement (Observation Yoga), that makes it into Wikipedia, spawned franchising requests from dozens of individuals, countless laughs from my friends, and causes a hapless reporter to do a long write up on it:
http://blogs.westword.com/latestword/2012/07/john_mcafee_interview_anti_virus_yoga.php
But I would not make fun of a few thousand brain fried drug users on Bluelight?
Where are you coming from my friend?
Novembro 24, 2012 em 1:21 em
I wish I had the time to use multiple accounts. Why piss into the wind when the message volume here is as much as it is? So you’re with Wired? Now I see your animosity. You guys f–ked up big time. How will you recover?
Novembro 24, 2012 em 10:51 pm
Touche
Novembro 23, 2012 em 2:48 em
A 1,000 post Sex & Drugs troll for a bet !!
That must mean you’re a ‘TAN TRICK A’
Desculpe, não pude resistir :~]