向领袖欢呼…………
永不说永不. 该, 女士们，先生们, 是我究竟是如何每一次有人插入约翰迈克菲为任何风险感到. 难道他想当微软的CEO投票通过技术社区? 或者怎么样JM的美国总统, 已经取得了一次又一次的建议, 在网上或通过直接接触? 他应该选择一个国家, 而跑为州长? 或者，也许与政府合作来解决这个医疗崩溃? 只是在开玩笑的，一个…我们已经知道了结局. 人们所说, 现在我必须知道什么是约翰本人认为这一切.
我们有一些赶上做. 他一直忙于最近, 与研讨会, 电视采访, 而新公司; 将来时. 这是很好的听到他在电话另一端的声音, 而我们迅速回到我们的正常关系. 我们分享了一个巨大的笑了多伦多市长, 罗布·福特的最新评论, 哪 (之后几乎摔倒与他的“很多在家里吃’ 评论) 最终导致我们以诚信为本….. 或缺乏. 如果JM竞选总统, 就没有必要为任何人做的比多 谷歌 他 得到 “污垢”. 他告诉我一个有趣的谈话，他最近不得不当他作为一个总统候选人的话题上来….. “他们问我”.… '先生. 迈克菲, 你可曾吸食大麻?’ “你有没有不忠给你的妻子?’ “你有没有采取任何其他类型的非法药物?’ '你有没有……?’ “YES, 是, 是……和YES“ 他回答说： “有无数的文章，我已经公开承认我过去的行为” “我还需要更多的药物比你集体都可以随身携带”. 每时每刻, 金钱和龌龊花了试图挖掘狗屎弄脏了他, 会是什么. “反对派将无奈….没有抹黑他们可以发动对我不看完全荒谬” 它已经在那里…..通过暴露在世界 他. “没有人会了解我的诚实的任何疑虑….真, 谁你会相信?…..谁表示，他不吸的家伙, 或者谁说他不忠的家伙, 卖毒品, 而做这一切?” 我知道哪一个我会信任. 坦率地说, 我永远无法理解的 “企图掩盖” 过去的行为. 我们都是人类……打好牌放在桌上, 让我们来看看你的手. 对于每一块泥土上的潜在候选发现, 大概有两个，他们还在试图埋葬. 当肮脏的细节暴露, 他们的道歉是空心的, 制造 “对不起” 真正的意思 “对不起，我被抓住了”. 这不是我想要的那种领导者. “然后他们告诉我 “美国人最需要一个领导者的事情是魅力和兴奋’ 我意识到他们是完全严肃的”. 同意全心全意他拥有这两个特质, 我补充说，这些性格特征, 他能说话 所有 人, 并找到友好的解决方案. ”这是正确的, 它实际上是他们提出的论点之一，我” .
已经有博客评论, 和鸣叫, 所有的说明“迈克菲为总统'. 在电子邮件中, 爱国者自由网络的成员告诉JM他是 ”一个美国的地狱”, 并鼓励他去想竞选总统. 他的回答: “我感谢你的那种信任投票, 然而, 我不知道，美国已准备好采取坚定不移地诚实看看自己. 我有一半的措施没有兴趣- 人生苦短，这样的废话, 和全面衡量我的参与将要求恐怕是这样的权力不会让我在有生之年进入办公室这样深刻的变化. 我不怕 – 请放心这 – 但它是悲剧性的浪费你的组织和你自己的时候，你可能很容易找到一些候选人谁可能有后续的一些可能性。”
更证明了迈克菲总统正在举行, 这是明显的“左舌头在右脸颊’ 视频, 其中主机列出的原因约翰·迈克菲将成为一位伟大的共和党候选人.
1. 一个真正的企业家 2. 大获成功 3. 讨厌纳税
4. 爱枪 5. 不是同性恋 6. 白人男性
所以我想知道…..'假设性’ 什么样的行动约翰·迈克菲将采取如果他是我们的总统. “我在成为总统毫无兴趣, 然而……….
如果我是总统, 在办公室我的第一个行动是将申报产品的包装提出了坚不可摧的, 几乎不可能开, 透明的塑料材料非法. 我会进一步有国家安全局的追查说包装的发明者和其他罪犯和犯有危害人类罪向他们收取.
我的第二个行为是确定商务部内的人谁想出了把恼人的标签上床垫的说的理念“受到法律处罚，请勿取出”, 并要求他们接受治疗.
我的第三个行动将是随机触发一个很好的四分之三的联邦雇员, 让剩下的一个季度50％的加薪, 然后要求每个人都开始做实际工作的变化.
我的第四幕将游说国会和参议院取悦停止工作的政府问题, 或任何问题，他们以前认为有关他们的工作. 我觉得一个'放手’ 方法政府不能伤害我们一段时间.
我的第五幕会静静地坐在角落里，读了一堆好书, 直到万一一个总统真的需要提出了自己.
这是否很奇怪这么多人要他带领? 随着这些问题的答案, 我认为这是非常明确. 我们谈到了州长竞选, 杰西·文图拉在明尼苏达州, 和前瞻性的国家, 其中诚信是比价值高的图像, 会喜欢有一个总督的McAfee. 我问他有没有听说候选人在佛罗里达州均预计他们将在超过花 100 百万元的竞选宣传上的. 他的反应是类似地雷…..“如何离奇的是，?” 他开始 “ 我想有一个预算接近零美元, 给我一个Skype的连接, 我可以跟谁. 还有什么比他们可能会花费的钱?” 我窃笑. “不, 这只是可笑. I would run my campaign entirely on the Internet……that would be my focus. Instead of moving myself, my staff and everything else, I would stay in one place. I would be the first person to run a cost free campaign.” We discussed the insanity of spending that kind of money for any election, never mind for Governor. It completely removes the possibility of anyone without connections and the ability to raise 100 Million dollars holding a high public office position. “They are wrong. They are using the Internet as an adjunct, instead of the primary focus. To me it should be the only focus. I would reach far more people that way.” We talk about the fact that over 4 Million people viewed his video, and how that could easily be parlayed into a Political campaign. “我答应你, using social media would work, and the need for that kind of money is ridiculous. 不幸, the ones who have that much money are generally not the sort of people we want running our Country.” I decide to press him, and ask if he would ever consider running. “If the impossible were to happen; which is someone would guarantee my security, given the fact that the establishment would have to be turned upside down……..” NEVER SAY NEVER.
But what about a more traditional position, like CEO of Microsoft? One online poll had JM voted as the best candidate (28.4%) for the job, beating out Bill Gates (21.5%). Over at Computer World, blogger Jonny Evans thinks the idea is fantastic. He lists a multitude of reasons why it would work; ”公司并不需要一些企业肥猫引导到其最后的战役, 它需要一个领导者的人格魅力和兴奋 – 谁可能是准备做意想不到的事情的人” 他说：. He gives a plethora of reasons, and speculates on the amazing things JM could do for the company. ”他可能会带来危险和兴奋, 丑闻和不可预测感. Microsoft would seem exciting and interesting and the world’s press would reel in manufactured shock and awe as the Maverick Microsoft McAfee threatened to turn the world upside down. This personal excitement would make Apple seem uptight, and Google seem dishonest in comparison” and he continues… “本公司的公众形象将改变–它会被谈论, 批评, 讨论, 来自四面八方的抨击，并称赞. 通常PO脸道学家会说一件事, 通常求职者另一个乌托邦式的快感”. Read the whole article, it’s really good. I wondered out loud how difficult it would be to deal with the political bullshit that comes with Positions of that magnitude. ” It would not be something I was interested in dealing with. I would get bored of the whole thing rather quickly” His current venture will keep him busy, and provide lots of excitement, so I’m glad that’s where he’s focusing his energy…..现在. And to Toe Knee, who asked about Quorum Sensing…… NEVER SAY NEVER.
等, with this and much more going on behind the scenes, I just want to say, what a difference a year makes. 没错, that’s how long it’s been since JM first put pen to paper, and began to chronicle his horrors in Belize, and necessary escape to safety. 哦, I almost forgot: his advice for the Rob Ford’s of this world “Don’t mix crack cocaine with Politics” LMFAO.
感谢约翰…….
©WEB~2013
Thanks to Sandwillow for the graphics. 
十一月 24, 2013 在 7:23 下午
I am seriously considering getting the man a navy or forest green pull over (it’s all about the eyes)…. I’m done with the black!
十一月 24, 2013 在 3:26 下午
LOL ARYEH…..
I imagine protocol would have to be adjusted to allow for his favorite attire, but we must remember how effortlessly he transformed in Guatemala when a suit was required.
Thanks Snostar…..
I look forward to writing more….speaking to John is one of my favorite things to do.
十一月 23, 2013 在 6:49 上
你好,
One thing that Mr. McAfee should keep in mind is that being president requires that he wear a suit and tie. Given his current sartorial manner, that alone may prevent him from seeking this office.
此致,
Aryeh Goretsky
十一月 28, 2013 在 9:19 下午
I’ve not ever seen it written that the President must wear a suit and tie. Of course he must dress appropriately for the occasion, which John does pull off impeccably.
换句话说, he cleans up real nice when the situation warrants it.
If John were President, he would rewrite those things that a President “应该” do and be. That is change we can truly believe in.
“This world was never meant for one as
beautiful as you ” or in this case, Our country is not mature enough for someone so enlightened.
十一月 19, 2013 在 6:27 下午
Impressively well written and put together……looking forward to more. It is the culmination of our past that makes us who we are, \\”out of the box\\” or \\”off the rocker\\” is far more fascinating than then those in denial.